Surf porn at work - check.

Read comic strips on company time - check.

Search help wanteds on a window hidden in the background - working.

Gee, I do have a salaried position that eats up all my spare time and inflames my passive-aggressive nature.

One last thing, contrary to my original assumption, the words "Salary" and "Slavery" are not descended from the same Latin root word.

Note to self....

do not give any coworkers your blog's address. If you do they may read the friggin thing and that will just complicate things. Then you'll have to abandon the old blog and start anew.